Roberto & Teresita: Roberto, The boss of the family
Ready to go to sleep, Roberto tossed his pants to his bride and said to his wife Teresita:
“Here, put these on”.
Teresita put them on and waist was bigger the size of her body.
“I can’t were your pants” she said.
“That’s right and don’t forget it” said Roberto “I am the man in this family”!
With that, Teresita flipped him her panties and said:
“Try these on”.
Roberto tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps and said:
“Hell, I can’t get into your paints”.
Teresita said:
“That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until your damn attitude changes!”