Laughs from Lab
The editors of Laboratory Equipment want you to start your week with a smile of your face. With years of science experience we’ve heard every science joke there is. So, here are some jokes we think you might like.
Q: What is Murphy’s law for experimental scientists?
A: If something can go wrong, it will do so just before your grant is up for review.
Q: Did you know there are 10 types of people in the world?
A: Those that understand binary and those that don’t.
Q: What do chemists use to make guacamole?
A: Avogadros.
Q: Why should you never eat a PB and J sandwich?
A: Because lead is bad for you.
Q: Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married?
A: All he ever dated was trees!
Q: What happened the first time a physicist, biologist and a chemist went to the ocean?
A: The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked into the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.”
Q: What is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O?
A: Water
Q: What happened after the bartender said, “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here”?
A: A neutrino walked into a bar.
Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: Let’s meet at the endpoint.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They’re cheaper than day rates.
Q: How do you make a hydrogen bond into James Bond?
A: Erase the hydrogen and write in James
Q: Why shouldn’t you invite Schrodinger’s cat to a celebration?
A: He’s simultaneously the life and soul of the party and a dead bore.
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