The rabbit and myxomatosis
A rabbit goes into a bar and asks: “A cheese toastie and a pint, please”.
He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, then leaves.
He walks into the bar the next day and asks: “A ham toastie and a pint, please”.
He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, then leaves.
He walks into the bar the following day and asks: “A cheese, a ham toastie and a pint”.
He eats the toastie, drink the pint, then drops dead.
“Oh dear” says the bar-man, “it looks like another case of mixin’ me toasties”.
P.S. If you have problems to understand this typical, difficult, peculiar British joke, go to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis.
Myxomatosis is a disease for rabbit which can be lethal.
